Eighteen Up, None Gone - Part 1

Don was standing outside at Vancouver Canada.

Don: Welcome back to the Ridonculous Race. We are back with another season where 18 teams embark on a race around the world for $1,000,000! Speaking of our teams, here they come now!

(The contestants were on a yacht. At the starboard were the daters, the fashion bloggers, father and son, the geniuses, and the goths. The daters were making out, the fashion bloggers were spray tanning, the geniuses were reading, Father and son were dancing, and the goths were standing. Motionlessly.  At the stern were the LARPers, the vegans, the step brothers, the rockers, and the Tennis rivals. The LARPers were reading spell books, the vegans were meditating, the rockers were rocking out, and the tennis rivals were napping while the step brothers were drawing on their faces. On the second floor were the reality TV pros, the sisters, Mom and daughter, and the adversity twins. Emma and Noah were making out with Emma sitting on Noah's lap, Owen was dancing, Kitty was taking selfies with the adversity twins, Kelly was putting make up on her face, and Taylor was filing her nails.  At the bow were the Ice dancers, surfers, police cadets, and the best friends. The surfers, police Cadets, and best friends were dancing while the ice dancers glare at them. The yacht passes where Don is at)

Don: (Laughs) No, not them. This season, we have new teams racing for the Million! (Another yacht approaches with the new contestants for the season) First up we have Courtney and Eric: two friends who are the opposite of each other as a team of Polar Opposites.

(Confessionals Courtney and Eric)

Courtney: After total drama, all of my friends turned on me, and the only two friends I have left are Eric and that surfer girl Bridgette.

Eric: But now that we're in this race she's going to get over her total drama slump!

Don: Flynn and Kim: Celebrity wannabes.

(Confessionals for Flynn and Kim)

Kim: Our good looks have caught lots of attention!

Flynn: And this show may make us be popular. Maybe we'll make it to the finale.

Don: Followed by Zoey and Mindy: Next-Door Neighbors.

(Confessionals Zoey and Mindy)

Zoey: After all the chaos that I went through on Total Drama All Stars, I thought I needed some time to myself. That was not until my neighbor Mindy whisked me into this show!

Mindy: Yeah, I was really jealous when I saw Zoey appear on TV, so I thought we'd do this one together!

Don: Next, Katie and Sadie!

(Confessionals Katie and Sadie)

Katie: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I can't believe we singed up for this show!

Sadie: Yes! I can't wait to see the world and go shopping everywhere!

Together: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Don: Eva and Bruce: Northern European Bullies!

(Confessionals Eva and Bruce)

Eva:

Bruce:

Don: Bob and Chuck: Average Joes.

(Confessionals Bob and Chuck)

Bob:

Chuck:

Don: Lemmy and Otto: Bikers.

(Confessionals of Lemmy and Otto)

Lemmy: Otto doesn't speak that much, although he is the older brother of B on TDROTI, I guess it's a family thing. Anyway, we are rad bikers and we will crush anyone who gets in our way!

Otto: (Nods)

Don: Ashley and Christy: Tomboys.

(Confessionals for Ashley and Christy)

Ashley:

Christy:

Don: Malcolm and Shane: Reality TV Underdogs.

(Confessionals for Malcolm and Shane)

Malcolm:

Shane:

Don: Albert and Jesse: Uncle and Nephew.

(Confessionals of Albert and Jesse)

Albert: I'm very gifted to have a nephew like Jesse! He is the best to me! I don't have kids myself so I'm lucky to have him!

Jesse: Thank you Uncle Albert! Yes, if we win the million big ones we will donate to every charity there is!

Albert and Jesse hug each other.

Don: Ella and Arthur: Fairy Tellers.

(Confessionals for Ella and Arthur)

Ella: Greetings fairy tellers! You might remember me from Pahkitew Island, so I'm back with my prince!

Arthur (Sings): I'm lucky to have a girl like you, singing songs is all we do!

Don: Nate and Bree: Devious Duo!

(Confessionals for Nate and Bree)

Nate: We are going to kill anyone who gets in our way, because we are famous thieves in New Orleans. This competition is great for us, because we can hurt all those wimps and nerds who try their hardest to win.

Bree: And I've watched all that Total DramaRama stuff and all the contestants are weak as air. We can prove that we deserve the million. We are strong and we won't lose, and if we do, say bye bye to this show!

Together: We will destroy!!!

Don: Penelope and Beatrice: Aunt and Niece.

(Confessionals of Penelope and Beatrice)

Penelope: I was thinking about going on this show with my husband, but then I thought that my niece Beatrice would really enjoy it!

Beatrice: I'm glad you're not my Mom, because that would stink.

Penelope: Yeah... She gets a little pulled off sometimes, she is a teenager after all!

Don: Mariah and Jessica: Blonde Beauties.

(Confessionals of Mariah and Jessica)

Mariah: Ya, Hello everyone, we are the blondes! Just look at our hair, beautiful! I'm here with my little sister who has golden locks just like me!

Jessica (Putting on lipstick): Yas! If we win we will donate to all the hair companies. We will also spend it on 24 hour beauty treatment!

Don: Henry and Stan: Golf Rivals..

(Confessionals of Henry and Stan)

Henry:

Stan:

Don: Danny and Joseph: Wretched Friends.

(Confessionals of Danny and Joseph)

Danny: I don't know how we signed up for this baloney, but I hope I enjoy this experience. I mean, look at us! Totally not friends.

Joseph: You're just mad that I started this friendship! You weren't even interested in me at kindergarten! Our parents forced us to play with each other, and now I'm stuck with you for this competition!

Don: And finally, Danielle and Norman: Circus Acrobats!

(Confessionals for Danielle and Norman)

Danielle (In a rough European Accent): Hello everyone! We are great circus acrobats from Circus Cattivo!

Norman (Also in a rough accent): Si! and we will show off our skills during this competition, and we might hurt some people while doing it!

Together (In a cackling laugh): Ha ha ha!

Cattivo means 'Evil' in Italian.

Don: Welcome to the second season of the Ridonculous Race, all newcomer teams!

TBA